cockjoust

1.To thrust with an erect male penis

Did you see jon cack joust that girls face?
Or
I will cack joust your eye out!

by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005

Cockjoust

The action in which two fellow males whip their footlong cocks out after one is cockblocked (when a worthy opponent slaps his cock over yours as you’re about to achieve penetration) and engage in a duel of the fate

“Jim came in and cockblocked me when I was about to meet insertion; I had no choice but to formally challenge him to a cockjoust”

by No.ope December 7, 2021

cocklust

Extreme desire/lust for the male genitalia.

A strong desire to perform oral sex on a male.

Natasha's cocklust made her very good at felatio

by DB January 13, 2005

Cockfosters

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line

London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"

by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011

Cockmouth

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."

"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"

by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

cockrust

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

by exactly April 3, 2003