Caakaa is for the weirdos, such as the toilet. It is name after the poop and also the caa, and the point is to rub across the toilet. It is the best thing to ever exist and its very brown like the poop!
Person 1: I rubbed the caakaa all over the toilet, and now the toilet looks like complete shit.
Person 2: Oh well, can I sit in the shitty dollar store looking caakaa toilet?
Person 1: No you weirdo.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'