Caak

The Bostonian word for male penis

Person 1: hey man, you got a massive caak
Person 2: thanks brother

by Anus famous March 29, 2016

CAAK

CAAK can be good, CAAK can be bad, CAAK can be happy or CAAK can be sad! CAAK can mean anything but must always be written in all caps!

My birthday was so CAAK! I got tons of CAAK and ate red velvet CAAK! All my CAAKS were there! It was a great CAAK all around.

by Lickma Balls November 2, 2015

Caak

A word that can be used in any possible way you want it to be used and can mean anything you want it to mean

Hey caakson caakders, whats going on ya caak?

What the caak is that?

Where the caak is bob?

Fricken caak.

Caakin' caak

by Killerpankakes December 3, 2015

Caakaa

Caakaa is for the weirdos, such as the toilet. It is name after the poop and also the caa, and the point is to rub across the toilet. It is the best thing to ever exist and its very brown like the poop!

Person 1: I rubbed the caakaa all over the toilet, and now the toilet looks like complete shit.

Person 2: Oh well, can I sit in the shitty dollar store looking caakaa toilet?
Person 1: No you weirdo.

by 13weenis February 5, 2022

Caakbonking

The act of two penis tips hitting each other so hard that it creates nuclear fission.

"Dude, why do you have radiation poising.
Me and my local femboy were caakbonking last night."

by That1Seal November 23, 2024