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A bwanker is a high level banker (mainly Irish) who has been part of the reckless lend, lend, lend culture which led mainly to the recession of 2008/9. Part of the cronie culture, the bwanker acts with the apparent blessing of his government buddies, and seems free from blame in anything he does or has done.
"Ireland has gone down the toilet! I can't get a job, pay my mortgage, and I am eating out of the neighbour's dustbin to survive!"
"So, who's fault is that?"
"Awww.. you know yourself! Sure its the government and the bwankers."
Bwanker by Xsnrg February 4, 2010
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A bwanker is a high level banker (mainly Irish) who has been part of the reckless lend, lend, lend culture which led mainly to the recession of 2008/9. Part of the cronie culture, the bwanker acts with the apparent blessing of his government buddies, and seems free from blame in anything he does or has done.
"Ireland has gone down the toilet! I can't get a job, pay my mortgage, and I am eating out of the neighbour's dustbin to survive!"
"So, who's fault is that?"
"Awww.. you know yourself! Sure its the government and the bwankers."
Bwanker by Xsnrg February 4, 2010
the term given to bankers since the 2008 fiasco of bringing recession in to the world
i'm heading to zucotti park, i'm gonna diss these bwankers all day long
bwanker by kbx911 December 15, 2011

Ted Banker 

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
Ted Banker by East Meadow December 15, 2008

wanker banker 

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
wanker banker by Rykirb October 16, 2008

banker's hours 

Working or being open for the shortest and most inconvenient amount of time (~10am-4pm). Also includes a long lunch break and every possible holiday off.
"Greg's leaving work right after lunch for a doctor's appointment." "Oh, so he's working banker's hours today."
banker's hours by tvJeremy February 19, 2007

Five Jew Bankers 

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.
The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.