Buy a dog 

The universal solution to all problems.

Guy 1:Oh man, I hope my ex-girlfriend doesn't find me!
Guy 2: Buy a dog.

Buy a dog by danthaman15 June 17, 2009

Buy a Dog 

1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.

I buy a dog everyday.

Buy a Dog by Barfman of Baviera January 2, 2012

Buy a dog day 16 October 

Buy a dog day is today. Your parents cant refuse.

They mom, can I get a dog?

Of course its Buy a dog day 16 October.

Buy a dog day 16 October by Coolcat956342 October 16, 2020