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buttwinker

When there is a wiener on your butt also known as your anal hole and the male misses your butthole by trying to insert it in your butt.
OMG hes totally a buttwinker , he missed so bad
by Madisyon banks February 19, 2017
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Buttwink

A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.

To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.

This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.
As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.
by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017
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Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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buttkicker

A word that pertains to someone or something that "kicks butt".

However, recently, the word has devolved to be used as a noun, adjective, verb, and even an idiom. In reality, buttkicker is simply the grammarically incorrect way of saying "kicks butt".
Sam: When your friend tries to make good roasts but then ends up failing: buttkicker.
Tom: STFU Sam you degenerate that isn't how you say it.
by Intelligent Isaac May 29, 2017
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Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit
my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass
by yourcrazy April 25, 2006
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buttlicker

a person who licks ass hole and likes it. someone who likes the smell of ass.
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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Buttweiner

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.
He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.
by mandyman January 31, 2009
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