emmer 

emmer, as in M-er, short for MFer, which is short for motherfucker. Suitable for polite company.

That guy's a real emmer.

emmer by Kopy Kool July 28, 2011

Emmer 

1. a species of wheat
2. person who is lovely and fabulous- though not nearly as fabulous as joel (like thats even possible)
Emmer is the unique pronunciation of the name of a unique person.

"Emmer is a reall kool gal"
Joel, June 1st 2003

Emmer by Emmer June 1, 2004

Emmer 

Emmer is a boy. Definitions from other contributors are wrong.

Oh Emmer.

Emmer by eeepple June 8, 2021

EmmER 

a person who hates being called EmmEr and im adding this just to annoy her

hi EmmEr

EmmER by belelelelele June 16, 2018

emmer 

Emmer is an accurate representation of today's society. A strange individual that likes to gag a lot.

a very strange individual that likes to nonce on kids behind the big tesco

Whos that emmer you were on about?
emmer is a pedo, keep your kids away from her and don't let them near the back of the big tesco

emmer by shrek's left testicle November 12, 2019

Emmer 

Emmer is a boy and usually very intelligent and an athlete. He is very good a soccer and basketball and very kind. He’s the type of guy that can pull any girl in sight. Emmer is very loyal to anybody he talks to. But he’s a strong man who fights for no reason. He can fight anybody and win but wouldn’t care. He’s also a non predictable man.

Hey Emmer, wanna be friends? Emmer: sure but don’t be weak

Emmer by Emmerthegoat July 17, 2022

emmer effer 

Emmer Effer is the phrase used when it is not appropriate to say mother fucker. It is most likely used when something you do goes wrong or describing someone who is one crazy emmer effer.

Person #1: Did you see that girl do a keg stand for a whole minute?
Person #2: Hell yeah she is one crazy emmer effer!!
OR....
Person #1: Are you ready for the test today?
Person #2: Emmer Effer!!! I forgot all about that.

emmer effer by ttirby February 14, 2010