Emmer

1. a species of wheat
2. person who is lovely and fabulous- though not nearly as fabulous as joel (like thats even possible)
Emmer is the unique pronunciation of the name of a unique person.

"Emmer is a reall kool gal"
Joel, June 1st 2003

by Emmer June 01, 2004

Emmer

Emmer is a boy. Definitions from other contributors are wrong.

Oh Emmer.

by eeepple June 09, 2021

emmers

An Emmers is typically a girl who is very much liked by everyone. She posses an uncanny ability to amaze those with her weirdness and scent. Those who are an Emmers never let anything stand in the way of their mission to succeed.

Boy 1: DAYUMM, who is she?

Boy 2: DUR. She's an Emmers.

by funky panda ear December 31, 2009

emmer

emmer, as in M-er, short for MFer, which is short for motherfucker. Suitable for polite company.

That guy's a real emmer.

by Kopy Kool July 28, 2011

Emmers

A name that only your family calls you, but your mom teaches at your school and calls you it in the hallway. Now everyone calls you emmers

kid named christopher: hey emmers can you help my with this math problem
Emmery (emmers): no

by emmmmARRR September 23, 2020

EmmER

a person who hates being called EmmEr and im adding this just to annoy her

hi EmmEr

by belelelelele June 15, 2018

emmer effer

Emmer Effer is the phrase used when it is not appropriate to say mother fucker. It is most likely used when something you do goes wrong or describing someone who is one crazy emmer effer.

Person #1: Did you see that girl do a keg stand for a whole minute?
Person #2: Hell yeah she is one crazy emmer effer!!
OR....
Person #1: Are you ready for the test today?
Person #2: Emmer Effer!!! I forgot all about that.

by ttirby February 15, 2010