buttonsloth 

A creature that lives in Innis, who, while sitting at Tim Horton's for at least 2 hours, spends all of the time slowly buttoning and unbuttoning up it's coat while staring into space.
It is not common to witness a buttonsloth drooling while performing this act.

Most buttonsloths are usually well dressed, apart from occasional sweatpants. When afraid, they make high pitched squeaky noises that remind you of elephant orgasm.

Yo, Look at Ramon, he's a buttonsloth! He's high as a m******fuker!

buttonsloth by MyLaundryIsDone February 6, 2012

Buttersloth 

A Buttersloth is a Sloth that's so slippery it slides right in your ass.

"Better get a Cork, or the ButterSloth will feel at home inside your anal cavity."

Buttersloth by MaryMcButtFairy May 6, 2016

ButtonstheClown 

The original Emo Ranger; but can be used to denote one who cries while masturbating.

"Oh man, you're making me feel like ButtonstheClown; and that usualy doesn't happen untill after I masturbate to the banners on battle.net"

ButtonstheClown by Mephiston November 29, 2004

buttsloth

The act of very slowly performing anal intercourse with your partner, almost to the point of napping.

"Johnny was poking my brownie last night so slowly that we both fell asleep like a couple of buttsloth's. It was awkward waking up the next morning...."

buttsloth by Rusty Red May 21, 2021