buttfuckville

Middle of fucking nowhere.

John: "Congratulations! I heard that you landed an academic position. Where will you be teaching?"

Jane:"Buttfuckville, Wisconsin."

buttfuckville by ScholaryScholar November 29, 2010

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Bumfuckville

The town of Monument, Colorado. Seriously, the only thing to do there is go cow-tipping. I'm not kidding.

Oh, and moon people from your car at red lights.

Mary: "I'm having way too much fun!"
John: "I know, right? Let's go to Bumfuckville Monument. I've always wanted to feel the burning urge to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver!"

Bumfuckville by The Monument Mooner July 19, 2009

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buttfucksville egypt

a term used to explain the place on earth furthest from any forms of modern civilization. used when you have no cell phone serivce, internet access, so on and so forth

jesus christ, i have no way to check facebook out here, why did we have to camp all the way in buttfucksville egypt?

buttfucksville egypt by the REAL toasty May 12, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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