A result of using too much lubrication, and the uncomfortable feeling in your trousers afterwards, often used in homosexual circles.
Tarquin: 'Quentin is walking a little strange, do you think he's hurt himself?'
Kanye: 'No, he's got butterkeks, he used an incredible amount of lube taking that enormous sausage up his ring piece this morning, and didn't have time to douche'.
A female who is good-looking, but is a total bitch.
Note: BTW, coincidentally, I saw this term used somewhere else. Doesn't it happen pretty often that you think you were the first person to think of something where someone else had thought of it several years ago? :D
Guy No. 1: (points at hot girl) Isn't she hot?
Guy No. 2: She is hot, I gotta admit, but she is a total bitch.
Guy No. 1: Really? How'd ya say so?
Guy No. 2: Trust me, I was friends with her for a while. She's a total butterpersonality.
A superlative meaning the 'very best' combining butter very smooth, nice, agreeable and luscious - appealling.
It can used to describe desirable women or powder snow.
It snowed 2 feet of butterluscious powder last night!
What an awesome day, the snow was butterluscious.
Check out that hot chick over there, she is butterluscious
I told Ann that she had peanut butter legs. She didn't know what I was talking about. So I told her you legs are nice and smooth and easy to spread like peanut butter.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!