when someone manages to guess your school locker lock’s code, remove the lock, and put it back on, but backwards. it is a pain in the ass to take the lock off if you’re a victim.
person 1: “did you hear that victoria and caitlin both got butterflied within an hour of each other?”
person 2: “it’s gotta be planned, they’re literally best friends”
When a girl sees a hot guy, she doesn't get horny... She gets butterflies in her vagina. This basically means, she would like to sexually engage with this hot guy
I looked up and saw the sexiest guy I've ever seen. He had dark hair, tan, a 6 pack and the greatest smile I have ever seen. I immediately got butterflies in my vagina
Young British actor that stars in Hugo and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas. He loves electronic music and has a reputation for turning half the older girls on tumblr into paedophiles. He is also noted for his gorgeous blue eyes and is often considered a more attractive Elijah Wood because of it, he has also been used as a young Benedict Cumberbatch. His name is pronounced A-SUH NOT AH-SAH.
girls: Oh my gosh Asa Butterfield.....HIS EYES!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.