7 definitions by monkeymoo ✨
a masterpiece, written by Dr. Taylor Swift (aka the music industry) and Liz Rose. released in 2021 on red (taylor’s version), it was originally written in 2011 for the original red album, however was cut down to 5:29. with red (taylor’s version), it was finally released in it’s full glory and poetry.
yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one
yes, i wrote this definition so no one has to see the crappy other one
(people singing All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version))
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”
“FUCK THE PATRIARCHY KEYCHAIN ON THE GROUND, WE WERE ALWAYS SKIPPING TOWN”
by monkeymoo ✨ June 4, 2023
-sigh-
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
person 1: “Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the-“
person 2: -pulls out gun and shoots in the balls-
person 2: -pulls out gun and shoots in the balls-
by monkeymoo ✨ May 1, 2023
-sigh- so lickgate is an “incident” involving twitch streamers Foolish_Gamers and Punz. so one day, foolish goes live and chat immediately starts questioning him about something that punz said on sapnap’s stream earlier. foolish checks the clip. punz said “i licked foolish’s bicep.” and sapnap responds with “someone had a good time at fucking twitch rivals”. foolish acts like nothing happened whatsoever and eventually punz comes into chat spamming “I PLEAD THE 5TH” (the 5th amendment). foolish responds with “YOURE PLEADING THE 5TH NOW? YOURE PLEADING THE 5TH NOW, WELL YOU CERTAINLY WERENT PLEADING THE 5TH EARLIER!” and yeah thats lickgate
by monkeymoo ✨ December 26, 2022
shark plushie from ikea (blahaj = blue shark) that is an icon within the trans/LGBTQIA+ community. is very cuddly and fluffy, and he is love and he is life. yes, i am writing this with my blahaj in my arms :D
common nicknames include shonk, haj, smolhaj (for the smaller varient), and probably many more.
common nicknames include shonk, haj, smolhaj (for the smaller varient), and probably many more.
me: “my blahaj only arrived on thursday (feb. 2nd) but he is already the greatest thing ever. he has gone on a car ride buckled in, helped me with homework AND eaten ice, chocolate cake and cheesy rice crackers. i do not need anything else. he is best shonk.”
by monkeymoo ✨ February 5, 2023
when someone manages to guess your school locker lock’s code, remove the lock, and put it back on, but backwards. it is a pain in the ass to take the lock off if you’re a victim.
person 1: “did you hear that victoria and caitlin both got butterflied within an hour of each other?”
person 2: “it’s gotta be planned, they’re literally best friends”
(this is a true story)
person 2: “it’s gotta be planned, they’re literally best friends”
(this is a true story)
by monkeymoo ✨ June 15, 2023
by monkeymoo ✨ March 5, 2023
hell.
basically a subtwt that sexualizes mcyts that say that they dont want to be sexualized, or sexualizes mcyts who are minors. the latter is more uncommon at this point imo, since the more popular mcyts who were minors when they blew up (Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Ranboo, etc) are no longer minors.
BUT ITS STILL WRONG IF IT GOES AGAINST THEIR BOUNDARIES!
you can identify these people on twt by checking their profile for any mentions of “poppytwt” or “💐twt”, and by checking their posts. if you do the 2nd option please remember to keep eye bleach close by.
tldr poppytwt is full of shitheads who fully understand what theyre doing is wrong, and they dont gaf about these cc’s feelings.
basically a subtwt that sexualizes mcyts that say that they dont want to be sexualized, or sexualizes mcyts who are minors. the latter is more uncommon at this point imo, since the more popular mcyts who were minors when they blew up (Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Ranboo, etc) are no longer minors.
BUT ITS STILL WRONG IF IT GOES AGAINST THEIR BOUNDARIES!
you can identify these people on twt by checking their profile for any mentions of “poppytwt” or “💐twt”, and by checking their posts. if you do the 2nd option please remember to keep eye bleach close by.
tldr poppytwt is full of shitheads who fully understand what theyre doing is wrong, and they dont gaf about these cc’s feelings.
by monkeymoo ✨ December 26, 2022