butterfeed

When a bitch is bad but her Instagram feed is wack

Sam stopped fucking with Beverly after he noticed she has a butterfeed

by samin.amin00 October 25, 2015

Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*

by Tman15 April 18, 2017

Asa Butterfield

Young British actor that stars in Hugo and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas. He loves electronic music and has a reputation for turning half the older girls on tumblr into paedophiles. He is also noted for his gorgeous blue eyes and is often considered a more attractive Elijah Wood because of it, he has also been used as a young Benedict Cumberbatch. His name is pronounced A-SUH NOT AH-SAH.

girls: Oh my gosh Asa Butterfield.....HIS EYES!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

by isarobot September 9, 2012

buttered toast

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".

I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

by da_sauce April 18, 2008

buttered theatre girth

When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.

That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Hot Buttered Elves

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.

Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!

by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006

Buttered Popcorn

The act of fucking someone in the ass who has eaten corn for a week straight, while using buttered flavored crisco as lube. When the heat from the friction of sex starts to build you can smell buttered popcorn. Carefull not to do it too fast or the pocorn will burn.

Last night Betsy and i made buttered popcorn.

by glassballs4u October 30, 2016