Skip to main content

butter my muffin 

to cum on a girls ass
jude law can butter my muffin anyday!
Words you can keep

Butter my muffin 

Term used to describe a male ejaculating on a vag.
Jenna: Will you butter my muffin?
Chase: Sure! I'd love to... come over at 4.
Butter my muffin by McSak November 15, 2010

butter my muffin 

"would you like your muffin buttered?"
-meangirls

"would you like to butter my muffin?"
butter my muffin by NAKAWIT January 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Next