butter golem

A fat, stout person.

Don't let that lard-ass butter golem push you around

butter golem by Prince Leviticus December 6, 2004

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buttergolem

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

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