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buttergolem 

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.
Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.
buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006

Buttergram

Imma keep it a buttergram gang that’s not a good idea
Buttergram by Serac April 9, 2022

Buttergrille 

Used in the case you see a girl with a supermodel face, but when she smiles, you swear she's got a tub of margarine's worth of yellow goo on her teeth.
Damn she was beautiful... buttergrille (but her grille) was nasty...
Buttergrille by KloroFormd August 6, 2006

buttergotch 

A butterscotch like shit stain on a persons underwear.
Oh, dude, that fart sounded like it might have given you some buttergotch.
A sexual toy that is inserted into the anus...preferably "vibrating". Often available with a "safety tether".
As I walked away from the mirror I found that my butt egg had become disengaged due to its safety tether.
butt egg by mto April 4, 2007

Butterglasses

a girl who is smokin hot, but wears glasses
dude, everything looks good butterglasses