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buttchomp 

Someone who is a complete cock, dickhead, numpty, shitehead, etc...
Can also be someone who comes up with and usss useless internet jargon.
"You are a complete buttchomp!"
buttchomp by Eric Wood April 24, 2005

Butt - Chop 

The act of administering a traditional wedgie by means of a karate chop. One must have ninja like skills to Karate chop so their hand lines up perfectly with the crack of the victim.
The fact that Jeremy was going "Commando" didn't prevent me from giving him a wedgie. I just gave him a Butt - Chop instead.
Butt - Chop by Tonious November 2, 2010

buttchip 

a guy who surpasses the definitons of other words such as, idiot, stupid, lame.. or just a word to say when you dont know how to describe a guy who has made you mad, upset, confused etc.
Ugh Mike is ughhhh seriously ugh he's so awkward!!! He is SUCH a total buttchip!!!

I can't believe Jon hasn't texted me, what is his problem ugh such a buttchip.. such a buttchip.
buttchip by nodes June 25, 2008

buttchovie 

A Buttchovie is any thing that makes your butt itch.
After you leave a big dump, if your butt itches you are suffering from a case of buttchovies.
buttchovie by Ludy Dojo March 7, 2007

buttwhopping

adj.

An effective word for insults to a persons figure. Usually to declare that person obese or too skinny or things of that sort.
LOOK AT THAT BUTTWHOPPING HORSE! What does it have in its stomache? A toilet?
buttwhopping by orderofbarbeq June 17, 2011

buttchapped

When your bf/gf, companion, or famiy member gets really upset at something stupid and you just want to slap them silly for being so retarted.

"NO! I don't wanna smoke another bowl!-Steven
"Dayummm homie got fuckin buttchapped.."-Lyzard
buttchapped by lyzard February 24, 2008