buttbolt

A lightning fast shit, when you do a poop that shoots out.
Sometimes there is no need to wipe, its so fast.

Man I had a buttbolt this morning I didn't even need to wipe

by Monkeypants9000 October 17, 2011

buttbot

Any automated program which does annoying things by design. Can be used to refer to a malfunctioning program, but this is not generally correct. Often used on chatrooms like IRC. Not to be confused with buttbutt.

"that program is a buttbot" - "the anti-spam program has buttbotted" - "the buttbot is on again"

by Dysklyver December 4, 2017

buttbortion

The act of digging the poo out of your butthole with fingers or other objects

Duuuuude I was so backed up I had to give myself a buttbortion

by Pixiepoop October 25, 2017