Definitions by Monkeypants9000

butticle 

A butt icicle, a poop that decides to just hand around. Very slow poop: the opposite of a buttbolt.

Man I had a butticle for an hour this morning, it made me late to work

butticle by Monkeypants9000 October 19, 2011

buttbolt 

A lightning fast shit, when you do a poop that shoots out.
Sometimes there is no need to wipe, its so fast.

Man I had a buttbolt this morning I didn't even need to wipe

buttbolt by Monkeypants9000 October 17, 2011