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butticle

A butt icicle, a poop that decides to just hand around. Very slow poop: the opposite of a buttbolt.

Man I had a butticle for an hour this morning, it made me late to work

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A lightning fast shit, when you do a poop that shoots out.
Sometimes there is no need to wipe, its so fast.

Man I had a buttbolt this morning I didn't even need to wipe

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