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butt ton 

A very large indefinite amount. such as the limit of X as X approaches infinity.
Going to the gym this late sucks, there's going to be a butt ton of people.
butt ton by aznpwr January 13, 2009

butt ton 

synonym for "butt load" "ass load"
also used as "metric butt ton"
"Dude you gotta come over I got a metric butt ton of weed"
butt ton by Carney January 12, 2004

butt-ton 

mmore than a shit load.
Dude! your dog left a butt ton of shit in my yard!
butt-ton by csilwy October 31, 2003

metric butt ton 

A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.
All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!

-or-

I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.
metric butt ton by Macslacker February 4, 2006

Metric Butt-ton

1.An amount that exceeds expectations of extremes, literally in metric weight.

2.an amount equal to a ton measured in increments of obese asses, usually for diorama purposes only.
there's gonna be a metric butt-ton of liquid awesome

A Butt Ton 

A value of measurement relating to the mass of Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian's Asses combined.
"Man the universe is a butt ton bigger than me!"
A Butt Ton by DyingHawk June 2, 2015
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