Definitions by b&byc&kes

fat kid 

To overindulge in a thing or activity until officially unhealthy by medical or psychological standards.

Brian enjoyed heavy metal so much in his youth that he fat kidded his ears for life.
Dave watched so much porn that he literally fat kidded himself into erectile dysfunction.

fat kid by b&byc&kes July 21, 2017

butt ton 

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

butt ton by b&byc&kes March 4, 2017

Seasoning the meat 

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

Seasoning the meat by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

uggin down 

uggin down- to purposely persuading your significant other into wearing less attractive clothes or gaining weight so they match your ranking on the 10 scale.

I've been uggin down my bae because shes a 9 and im an 8! I've got to keep her in my league.

uggin down by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

Ice cream and dildos by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017