butt time 

When your cell phone accidentally facetimes someone you did not mean to while on your person.

Why does my sister-in-law keep facetiming me, does she really mean to or did she butt time me?

butt time by karimari January 14, 2014

Butt Time 

Butt Time is a phrase used when trying to initiate anal sex with a person.

I unloaded the dishwasher and took out the garbage. Now it's Butt Time.

Butt Time by RobsBBQ June 25, 2017

butt time 

The amount of time a person spends sitting in an average day.

Hey, I'm sure that guy's butt time is at least six hours.

butt time by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

butt time doctor 

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

butt time doctor by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder. by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

ButtTime

same as "butt dial" but with FaceTime.

Person 1. "Did you just FaceTime me?"
Person 2. "Nah sorry I ButtTimed you."

ButtTime by MegaDarkhorse May 22, 2015

ButtTime

The act of "butt dialing" using FaceTime.

Did you ButtTime me?

ButtTime by Wordie62 August 24, 2014