butt sludge

The really gross wet black shit when you are really sick

mommy jimmy ate all the butt sludge crunch!

by D. Graham October 10, 2005

butt sludge

A small infants poop.

I wiped the butt sludge clean and put on a new diaper.

by Casey McDermott November 11, 2007

sludge butt

A dumpy butt that is not round nor square, but rather a pile of sloppy mudd. this is not a good thing. This is typically found on white women in their early 20's to late 40's. this is can not be reversed with buns of steel, you will need plastic surgery in order to fix this problem which is sweeping across america.

oprah has one of americas wose sludge butts.

by luck daddy December 16, 2003

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006

butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.

'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'

by mel p November 30, 2004

Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery

Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.

by omgitskee November 13, 2011

buttsludge

The residue amassed on the butt cheeks after having prolonged bad gas or after effects of having mudbutt

After my burrito I couldn’t stop farting and felt a courtesy wipe was necessary, soon after I discovered I had buttsludge

by 420richo January 1, 2022