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butt pickle 

1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person
"Hey, butt pickle, shut yer yapper before I stick my foot up yer poop chute."
butt pickle by KWB March 14, 2005

butt picker 

One who engages in rectal archaeology.
Wow, Rafael Nadal is a real butt picker - he just loves to pick his clamdigger shorts out of his ass!
butt picker by AlioAlio December 16, 2008

Dirty Butt Pickle 

Anything and EVERYTHING you don’t like, especially in a woman.

Butt Pickle 

A game usually enjoyed by extremely perverted college kids, in which a lubricated pickle is inserted into the player's butt-hole and they are told to race down a football field without dropping the pickle. If the slippery pickle happens to fall out of the player's butt-hole, the player has to take a bite of it as punishment for dropping the pickle.
Guy 1: Hey man! you up for a game of butt pickle?

Guy 2: Naw bro... i hate pickles, it's all about ass-cucumber.
Guy 1: Go Screw a Pineapple!!!
Guy 2: Already did ...it was delicious.
Butt Pickle by NorCalRebel April 8, 2015

Dirty Butt Pickle 

butt picker 

A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.
Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.
butt picker by tuftskins May 22, 2010