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butt kisser 

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser
butt kisser by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007
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butt kisser 

a person who smokes a lot of cigarettes in a short time.
tom: wanna go smoke?
mark: we just smoked like 5 min ago. You are such a butt kisser tom.
butt kisser by edbubdubs March 13, 2011

butt-kisser 

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.
Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.
butt-kisser by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

personal butt kisser 

when some on kisses butt literaly on demand
c lost a bet so he is now k's personal butt kisser

k:kiss my butt
c: ok
c:*kissesbutt*
k:gd personal butt kisser

butt kisses 

Farting while asshole to asshole with another person
Sam and Molly love to give each other butt kisses before heading off to work
butt kisses by Justwentthere November 23, 2018

butt cheek kisses 

The act of kissing your woman butt cheeks,
butt cheek kisses is showing your woman how special she is and how much you love her AND you will do anything to prove your love and total devotion to her.
butt cheek kisses by viking48 February 28, 2009

ButtKisser 

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town
John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)
ButtKisser by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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