butt guppy

A butt guppy happens when you're finished taking a shit but your asshole won't close and is hanging open like a guppy gulping for air.

The other day my starfish squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy. I think I might be getting ass flu and will have to go home scule.

butt guppy by Wally Pelech February 16, 2007

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guppy butt

When you take such a furious burning shit that when you're done, your asshole appears to be gasping for air like a guppy out of water.

After that pinch of Copenhagen and that cup of coffee this morning I had serious guppy butt. Musta been those hot wings last night.

guppy butt by Outdoorzguy June 4, 2016

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butt guppies

See the definition of MUD GUPPIES.

That fag has a fresh load of butt guppies swimming in his man hole.

butt guppies by Ben October 8, 2004

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
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