When one stresses the digestion system so profusely the inner walls of the colon have no choice but to abort the festering cyst that has manifested from nothing but soy based ramen and Serrano peppers.
Similar to a Cooter-Crumb. Pieces of TP that are left stuck in ones butt-crack after wiping their butt and failing. When pieces of TP tear off and are stuck inside the butt-crack.
"Damn, babe, what an ass! Awww!!! DUDE!!! You have Butt-Dumplings!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.