To slide a "rod" between two spink cheeks and pumping it back and forth until climax is reached. (without actually penetrating the colossus cages of brown town)
"Sir, may I use butt cheek sex on your daughter, so that she remains a virgin until marriage"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.