butt blasted

Being thumped violently in the anus with a large penis and or dildo.

You know youre gay when you get butt blasted in the shower.

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butt blaster

A male homosexual that actively and continuously engages in anal sex with another male homosexual. The action of rough anal by two or more queers.

"Yeah. I saw Neil and Bob on Las Olas blasting each others butts behind the queer club.'
"Butt blasters, eh?"
"Yep."
"Dang."

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Banging someone in the ass with abandon. Pounding the bunghole like there's no tomorrow.

I was so hot for her ass, I gave her a butt blaster that pinned the bitch to the wall.

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the act ejecting seman into a womans anus

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To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

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When two people spread their butt cheeks and fart into each others rectums

A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”

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Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

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