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business decision 

In sports, choosing not to go all out on a defensive play for fear of injury or replay humiliation.
"LeBron simply backed off as Rose emphatically dunked the ball towards. Had he not made that business decision, he surely would have been posterized."

Guy: "Did you see that, D'angelo Hall didn't even try to tackle Gronkowski as he dragged two defenders into the endzone!?"
Dude: "He couldn't have stopped him, he had to make a business decision."
business decision by Bama Self January 17, 2012
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Business Decision 

The term Business Decision is used to rationalize a seemingly irrational choice in the face of obvious or logical alternatives. Often, there appears to be no logic whatsoever in a "Business Decision" which is coincidently very often the case. The term Business Decision is frequently used by executives and managers at corporations to describe a poor decision while either saving face or avoiding laughing uncontrollably.
"We made a 'Business Decision' to use a service that is offered by a key business partner at ten times the price of an effective alternative from a different supplier."
Business Decision by rock well August 8, 2012

Business Decision 

(Basketball) Moving/Jumping out of the way of your opponent who would have dunked on (posterized) you.
"Stephen Curry made a business decision when defending Ja Morant in the paint"

good business decision 

The term used by management to describe their decision to take away pay, benefits, or a job from an employee.

A decision based entirely on upper management being able to skim a couple more dollars of profit off from the company without a care or concern to employee safety, long term company effect, equipment reliability, or any other thing than pocketing the bossman a couple more dollars.
Manager: Well we have decided that you will no longer be able to take off holidays.
Employee: Why? I enjoy seeing my family. Why can't I have something that the federal government gives everyone else?
Manager: After some research the company has found that taking away your time and happiness is a good business decision.
good business decision by Workerbees February 14, 2012

buisness decision 

when you see yourself in a bad situation and decide to abruptly get out of it usually in a humorous manner, Primarily used in sports terminology
He made the buisness decision to not catch the ball and get pummeled
buisness decision by Ramen_808_ December 2, 2024
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