Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
by Nigel B Wellington III October 6, 2015
...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.
by Grant106 May 13, 2005