bush monster

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Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.

You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"

bush monster by Nigel B Wellington III November 23, 2015

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Bush monster

When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.

Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.

Bush monster by BushLover123 June 16, 2025

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Monster bush

When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.

...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.

Monster bush by Grant106 May 15, 2005

bulgarian bushmonster

Usually found in the alps of Bulgaria. They are dangerous how to tell if you find one is there really hairy and have a 12 inch dangle ready to mangle your best bet is not to fight them.

I thought I came across a Bulgarian Bushmonster. Luckily I didn't.

bulgarian bushmonster by Bulgarian Bushmonster May 29, 2017

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026