When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.
Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.
by BushLover123 May 30, 2025
When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.
Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.
by BushLover123 June 16, 2025