eurocratic
(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.
eurocratic by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
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eurocratic
A political system that is the closest European countries are capable of coming to democracy and is exported through mass media without truths as to how Europe stole Africa's natural resources to build their palaces and is yet to be held accountable for the theft.
An Eurocratic system is characterised by elections that are held with massive manipulation of realities by the mass media, massive control of the media to try and show European countries as very democratic. It is also characterized by governments that are racist and xenophobic, crafting foreign policies that wage or support wars against other nations of other races, either to plunder their resources or simply to portray fake military power.
Eurocracy is also rooted in plundering the resources of mainly African countries through racist economic policies towards the continent.
In recent times, all of the Europe's social and economic problems are blamed on immigrant Arabs and the Russians (even though they are the ones who have been plundering other countries' resources for centuries) instead of the rampant corruption in European governments and the failing corporatocracy they created.
The European Union: a classic Eurocracy.
An Eurocratic system is characterised by elections that are held with massive manipulation of realities by the mass media, massive control of the media to try and show European countries as very democratic. It is also characterized by governments that are racist and xenophobic, crafting foreign policies that wage or support wars against other nations of other races, either to plunder their resources or simply to portray fake military power.
Eurocracy is also rooted in plundering the resources of mainly African countries through racist economic policies towards the continent.
In recent times, all of the Europe's social and economic problems are blamed on immigrant Arabs and the Russians (even though they are the ones who have been plundering other countries' resources for centuries) instead of the rampant corruption in European governments and the failing corporatocracy they created.
The European Union: a classic Eurocracy.
Eurocratic programs include unparalleled control of the media and small change as aid to countries the West pounders everyday.
eurocratic by CSM305 December 9, 2016
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eurocrat
British slang for leaders of the EU who make beaurocratic laws that affect people mostly not in favour of the European Union. Obviously, thew name is bourne of 'European Beaurocrat', and it means just that.
eurocrat by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
Eurocation
Eurocation by english_jack July 20, 2010
eurocrat
A term used largely by British "newspapers" the Daily Mail (AKA the Daily Heil and the Daily Hate) and the Sun, as well as ignorant right-wingers such as the BNP and UKIP, to describe people who work for the European Union's administration. The implication is that the laws and decisions made by the EU are only a hindrance to EU citizens, a stereotype perpetuated by fabricated scare stories circulated in the above-mentioned "newspapers".
EU announcement: "We will be taking measures to ensure a high level of quality in the fruit of vegetables sold throughout the EU."
Daily Mail headline: "Eurocrats ban curved bananas!"
Average Daily Mail reader, broadcasting to everyone s/he meets: "Oi has you heard the fuckin' EU has gone an' banned curved bananas? I'm gonna vote BNP to get this country fixed!"
Rational person: "That sounds a lot like a typical sensationalist scare story... I hope you've researched this dubious claim yourself, and not just believed what some bullshit media source has told you?"
Daily Mail headline: "Eurocrats ban curved bananas!"
Average Daily Mail reader, broadcasting to everyone s/he meets: "Oi has you heard the fuckin' EU has gone an' banned curved bananas? I'm gonna vote BNP to get this country fixed!"
Rational person: "That sounds a lot like a typical sensationalist scare story... I hope you've researched this dubious claim yourself, and not just believed what some bullshit media source has told you?"
eurocrat by academic_rasta February 21, 2011
burocratic
My burocratic professor likes to drink from his flask while pondering how steep the bell curve should be after writing incoherent insults to on my essay
burocratic by tunafish115 October 30, 2009
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