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Burnt the beans 

A very large fuck-up. Someone who does something awful that is very unfixable
John: did it come out good?
Nimzo: no man I burnt the beans again! Fuck
Burnt the beans by Getbig350 June 26, 2017

burnt garbonzo bean 

referring to someone looking old and ugly
you look like a burnt garbonzo bean
burnt garbonzo bean by mehnahs January 8, 2017

bean burst

A bean burst is the action of slapping the fuck out of a black males bald head
I gave him a bean burst
bean burst by The bean burster February 25, 2018

bean burn 

Chaffing of one's clitoris due to excessive digital stimulation.
Tiffany called in sick to work today after flicking her bean all night looking at pictures of Brody Jenner. She has bean burn.
bean burn by C-dot refer January 5, 2009

BurntBranson 

Someone who works in a kitchen (usually a cook) who burns themselves too often to count
Wow You burned yourself again? He’s a burntbranson
BurntBranson by 12MINT34 November 25, 2022

bean bag burn 

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn
i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it
bean bag burn by giggle nutts May 25, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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