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Beansworth 

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.
Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012

budsworth 

A scrub, a novice, a noob. Tod is referred to as budsworth. Songs are also mad up with this pseudonym. ==Apple pies, cheese fries, cream sodas BUDSWORTH!== to the tune of "we fly high" (BALLIN).
Budsworth can mean anything that sucks or is complete bogus. it is also just fun to yell out at random parts of the day.
Dude look at that kid trying to play basketball, hes so Budsworth.
Your car, your mom, they both suck, BUDSWORTH!
Hey man, the math test today was so Budsworth, we had no time to finish,
budsworth by Philbo12345 April 16, 2007

Brinsworth 

Brinsworth is the centre of the universe for all people who spend their recreation time in Whiston. It is rightfully expected that anyone who grows up in the tiny borough of Rotherham should always keep close ties with Brinsworth for eternity at risk of losing your soul.
Pob Downlow goes to University all of 65 miles away. The force is too strong, he is pulled home every weekend. He is Saved!

Zara Downlow goes to University 50 miles away, She gets married and spends her days happily working and Living in Brinsworth. She is the empress of all.

(any relation to real life people is purely coincidental)
Brinsworth by x is the unknown August 31, 2008

burnworth 

People who like to party yet trashy and need drama to live. You can't just walk by a burnworth without saying hey you have to give them all the tea you know. Only about 5% of their brain works correctly but they decide to use it wrong still. They dont know how to fix things and dont care about their family.Burnworth isn't just a last name it's a personality. So don't have the personality of a burnworth. Some burnworths have common since and don't act like a burnworth and has unfortunately has been given that name .Some want to change their last name
They put an outlet in the sink, they must be a Burnworth.
burnworth by SOPAKCO November 3, 2020

barlsworth 

Barlsworth
A bitch ass nigga who is also so fancy that you need a second monocle I mean its a fucking headcrab drinking tea how can you get any fancier then that?
Damn look at that nigga he be a damn barlsworth
barlsworth by Pootisman April 27, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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