A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.
Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!
Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??
Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??
Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*
by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012
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A scrub, a novice, a noob. Tod is referred to as budsworth. Songs are also mad up with this pseudonym. ==Apple pies, cheese fries, cream sodas BUDSWORTH!== to the tune of "we fly high" (BALLIN).
Budsworth can mean anything that sucks or is complete bogus. it is also just fun to yell out at random parts of the day.
Budsworth can mean anything that sucks or is complete bogus. it is also just fun to yell out at random parts of the day.
Dude look at that kid trying to play basketball, hes so Budsworth.
Your car, your mom, they both suck, BUDSWORTH!
Hey man, the math test today was so Budsworth, we had no time to finish,
Your car, your mom, they both suck, BUDSWORTH!
Hey man, the math test today was so Budsworth, we had no time to finish,
by Philbo12345 April 16, 2007
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Pob Downlow goes to University all of 65 miles away. The force is too strong, he is pulled home every weekend. He is Saved!
Zara Downlow goes to University 50 miles away, She gets married and spends her days happily working and Living in Brinsworth. She is the empress of all.
(any relation to real life people is purely coincidental)
Zara Downlow goes to University 50 miles away, She gets married and spends her days happily working and Living in Brinsworth. She is the empress of all.
(any relation to real life people is purely coincidental)
by x is the unknown August 31, 2008
Get the Brinsworth mug.People who like to party yet trashy and need drama to live. You can't just walk by a burnworth without saying hey you have to give them all the tea you know. Only about 5% of their brain works correctly but they decide to use it wrong still. They dont know how to fix things and dont care about their family.Burnworth isn't just a last name it's a personality. So don't have the personality of a burnworth. Some burnworths have common since and don't act like a burnworth and has unfortunately has been given that name .Some want to change their last name
by SOPAKCO November 3, 2020
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A bitch ass nigga who is also so fancy that you need a second monocle I mean its a fucking headcrab drinking tea how can you get any fancier then that?
A bitch ass nigga who is also so fancy that you need a second monocle I mean its a fucking headcrab drinking tea how can you get any fancier then that?
by Pootisman April 27, 2014
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