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Burns my ass 

Makes someone very mad or upset.
When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!
Burns my ass by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

my ass burns 

instead of my eyes burn it's my ass burns
my ass burns
from this poo
you'd think i'd learn over these years
good things can't last forever
my ass burns by facky loadi March 19, 2007

my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore
my asshole burns by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

You Make My Ass Burn 

A term used to express one's extreme discomfort of something or someone.

The term originates from being pissed off at someone that it you want to take out your frustration at someone.

One would feel extremely frustrated if a person who has an STD were to have anal sex with the person who is frustrated (especially if he is a guy).
Brian: "Dude dude dude let's listen to Justin Bieber."

Stephen: "Dude dude dude you make my ass burn."
You Make My Ass Burn by Raiky January 20, 2011

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
My Asshole Burns Moment by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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