burn bottle

A bottle of liquor which can be "burned", or abandoned, if necessary. Burning the bottle is a last resort to avoid getting into shit at a concert, high school dance, AA meeting, DUI checkpoint, or other venue where outside alcoholic beverages are strictly forbidden.

Bro 1: Hey dude, what happened to you at Homecoming?? I heard you got suspended.

Bro 2: Vice Principle Donnelly caught me with my burn bottle in the bathroom. I didn't have a chance to burn it in time.

Bro 1: BROOOO!!!

burn bottle by The Don Babyface Killah August 26, 2013

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Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.

John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.

Bottle Burn by Sen4lifE April 13, 2010

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Bottle burn

The uncomfortable burning sensation you get after spending approximately 3 hours trying to shove your dick in a shampoo bottle. It usually leaves your dick looking rather like an eggplant.

The shampoo looked so enticing, but the bottle burn lasted 5 days.

Bottle burn by Jim t Smith May 10, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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