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Dylan O'Brien 

Dylan O'Brien is a gift from god.He is the most beautiful human being on this earth and has the most precious laugh and smile.He is very talented and funny.Everybody loves him and must love him.He makes life better and is amazing.No one shall ever hurt this precious soul
teacher:What is the definition of perfection
class should answer with:Dylan O'Brien
Dylan O'Brien by dylanssoulmate February 19, 2018
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The Van Burens 

A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).
Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati

Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.

collin brientnall 

the only reason i have tiktok.

anti max dressler.

somehow always has the perfect sound for all of his videos.
Max Dressler: "Someone control him."

Collin Brientnall: *exposes max*

burden of demascus 

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)
I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

Dylano'briensexual 

Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual
Someone: can I have your number?
You: No, in DylanO'briensexual!
Briennas are generally athletic, around average height, long hair, heart melting smile, funny, her humor is quite unique, cute, she's smart but sometimes she makes dumb decisions, she's popular, everybody loves her, boys generally like her or find her attractive, have plenty of friends, and for guys she's extremely difficult to read, and if you're single you're probably going to fall for her instantly. For guys that have a crush on her, their hearts jump when they don't expect to see Brienna, and they don't know how to start a conversation with her. Briennas have unmistakable features and figure, their eyes are a beautiful brown that literally makes you speechless, their hair is generally poofy. They're usually perceived as tough, hard to get at, "will literally destroy you" type as well, except when you get through to her and befriend her, her outer shell will disappear as long as she's with her friends. Since they usually don't give a fuck.

Brienna, I'm such a coward that I'm literally putting up this on the urban dictionary website. And you'll probably never find this, but I love you so much, I don't know if you even like me, but just seeing you is enough to make me happy. I really hope I have the courage to say this to you in person Brienna.

(I just thought the definition of Brienna on this isn't accurate to the Brienna I know, and plus, I surprisingly have a really accurate one, so I just thought you should have an accurate one too Brienna)
-Matthew
Friend: "Looks like a Brienna, you should go for her."
Brienna by OneSadCoward June 24, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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