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Dylan O'Brien
Dylan O'Brien is a gift from god.He is the most beautiful human being on this earth and has the most precious laugh and smile.He is very talented and funny.Everybody loves him and must love him.He makes life better and is amazing.No one shall ever hurt this precious soul
Dylan O'Brien by dylanssoulmate February 19, 2018
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burien • burden • Brien • briend • buried treasure • Burken • Briena • Brienna • brienne • burden of proof
The Van Burens
A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).
Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati
Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.
Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.
The Van Burens by JF_and_i_approve_this_message April 24, 2013
collin brientnall
the only reason i have tiktok.
anti max dressler.
somehow always has the perfect sound for all of his videos.
anti max dressler.
somehow always has the perfect sound for all of his videos.
collin brientnall by browngurl_ May 8, 2020
burden of demascus
Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)
burden of demascus by TannersTensionYo November 5, 2013
Dylano'briensexual
Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual
Dylano'briensexual by I’m Dylano'briensexual December 26, 2020
Brienna
Briennas are generally athletic, around average height, long hair, heart melting smile, funny, her humor is quite unique, cute, she's smart but sometimes she makes dumb decisions, she's popular, everybody loves her, boys generally like her or find her attractive, have plenty of friends, and for guys she's extremely difficult to read, and if you're single you're probably going to fall for her instantly. For guys that have a crush on her, their hearts jump when they don't expect to see Brienna, and they don't know how to start a conversation with her. Briennas have unmistakable features and figure, their eyes are a beautiful brown that literally makes you speechless, their hair is generally poofy. They're usually perceived as tough, hard to get at, "will literally destroy you" type as well, except when you get through to her and befriend her, her outer shell will disappear as long as she's with her friends. Since they usually don't give a fuck.
Brienna, I'm such a coward that I'm literally putting up this on the urban dictionary website. And you'll probably never find this, but I love you so much, I don't know if you even like me, but just seeing you is enough to make me happy. I really hope I have the courage to say this to you in person Brienna.
(I just thought the definition of Brienna on this isn't accurate to the Brienna I know, and plus, I surprisingly have a really accurate one, so I just thought you should have an accurate one too Brienna)
-Matthew
Brienna, I'm such a coward that I'm literally putting up this on the urban dictionary website. And you'll probably never find this, but I love you so much, I don't know if you even like me, but just seeing you is enough to make me happy. I really hope I have the courage to say this to you in person Brienna.
(I just thought the definition of Brienna on this isn't accurate to the Brienna I know, and plus, I surprisingly have a really accurate one, so I just thought you should have an accurate one too Brienna)
-Matthew
Brienna by OneSadCoward June 24, 2019
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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