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bungstretcher 

An unusually large diameter hunk of feces. One which hurts trying to get through the anus.
"Hey Jim, what were those loud screams coming from the bathroom?" "Duh Tom. I was pushing a bungstretcher."
bungstretcher by JD & MK February 10, 2008

International Buttstretcher Day 

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.
"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"

Bumstretcher 

someone who likes to stretch their bum, like their spreading penutbutter on a piece of bread
look at that guy he is such a bumstretcher
Bumstretcher by KA_TheLegend February 25, 2017