bungstretcher 

A large, thick erect penis--in other words, a horsecock.

Tom used his bungstretcher on my gloryhole last night. It left me with a big drooling gaper--I love it! : )

bungstretcher by Steph M. August 17, 2007

bungstretcher 

An unusually large diameter hunk of feces. One which hurts trying to get through the anus.

"Hey Jim, what were those loud screams coming from the bathroom?" "Duh Tom. I was pushing a bungstretcher."

bungstretcher by JD & MK February 10, 2008

International Buttstretcher Day 

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.

"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"

International Buttstretcher Day by Arrceeay June 28, 2019

Bumstretcher 

someone who likes to stretch their bum, like their spreading penutbutter on a piece of bread

look at that guy he is such a bumstretcher

Bumstretcher by KA_TheLegend February 25, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019