bungoner Share definition Flag When you shit the turd comes out hard and it hurts to shit it out so it just stays poking out of your ass like a big stiff boner. John, I had a bungoner in my ass last night and it hurt! bungoner by fuju kungfu March 13, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the bungoner mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch