bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.

Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.

bundy-bating by YINever July 26, 2005

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Buddybating

Where two friends (buddies) masturbate together back to back.

Buddy #1: Dude let's go Buddybating!
Buddy #2: Yeah let's do it! But this time don't fuck me in the ass.

Buddybating by FatFajilan. September 11, 2010

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bundybating • beating the bunny • Buddybating • bundy • bundy'd • bundy bite • bundy bog • Bundy bounce • bundy-bunkers • Bundy Clocking

bundybating

Compulsively masturbating, ala Ted Bundy.

bundybating by YINever July 20, 2008

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beating the bunny

Something everyone does but only 10% will openly admit to. Term popularized by teens during the run of the film Beating the Bunny. See spanking the monkey.

Mom: (*opens door*) WHAT...ARE...YOU...DOING?!

Billy: Just beating the bunny, mom. Chill out.

beating the bunny by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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