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Bumpsy is the slightly overweight girl that is good looking enough to hook up with, but you might be embarrassed admitting you did. She is bumpsy because she is very curvy...so much so that when she walks, in anything remotely form fitting, you can see her curves bump around all over the place. Everyone that sees her wants to hook up with her because she is so sexy.
Q: Did you see the new girl that lives in the apartment below you?

A: I was trying to keep my plans a secret, but I’d like to push that butt around and have some fun with it. I’m thinking it would be a lot of fun to let her bumpsy right onto my cock so I can blow a load the size of a swimming pool. Bumpsy is hot!
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I have to go bumpsy.
Bumpsy by Shana’na March 23, 2019
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bumpsy daisy 

Doing a suave turn onto the grass on the side of a road.
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bumpsy daisy 

doing a suave turn onto grass or the side of a road.
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bumpscosity 

An extra-special slider found in the settings menu of most games. Setting bumpscosity to 0 will make the experience not bumpscotious enough for most, and similarly setting it to 1000 will make most players uncomfortable. All games have this slider, however you can only find it if you are the world champion settings-setter.
Keep your bumpscosity at a level 100 for a pleasant bumpsperience.
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The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.
John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"

Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"
poop bumps by Ariatia October 30, 2013

Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain
Boatington bumps by Nick boatington November 4, 2021
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