bumpkin man 

A bumpkin boy that has recently had sexual relations with a women, for the first time.

Bumpkin Boy had sex with a women?!
Well congratulations Bumpkin Man!

bumpkin man by SteezusClaus April 18, 2008

The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

The Blumpkin Man by Idk what this is June 10, 2011

The Blumpkin Man 

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?

Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!

Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them from that Boy Hopper!!

Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!

The Blumpkin Man by ajizzleforizzle October 14, 2011

Blumpkin Man 

Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.

Blumpkin man wears a visor.

Blumpkin Man by Jose July 9, 2004

one-man blumpkin 

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

one-man blumpkin by poops mcallister July 3, 2006

Poor Man's Blumpkin 

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

Poor Man's Blumpkin by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009