bumping ugly 

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

bumping ugly by D0c February 23, 2006

ugly bumpin gloves 

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

ugly bumpin gloves by assfacezip April 13, 2008