bump monkeys
1. The act of two females interlocking their legs and humping genitalia to genitalia. 2. When two women Bump Uglies
bump monkeys by The Chef July 23, 2003
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Bump Monkey
A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.
Bump Monkey by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005
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bump monkey
A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person
bump monkey by Gkelly September 21, 2005
monkey bump
The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.
monkey bump by eag723@yahoo.com September 25, 2004
Monkey-bump
Monkey-bump by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022
Bumpmonkey
Any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member's thread with the unintended result of "bumping" the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.
"Man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. I wish he'd go bother someone else. Oh well, at least I get bumped to the top everytime he does. He probably doesn't even realize he's my bumpmonkey."
Bumpmonkey by Decovelet September 8, 2011
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