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Bump ass 

Bump ass. The receiving or giving sex by using the anus

Now and then, for a change we bump ass. It makes for a real change.
Bump ass by susieque February 26, 2010

ass bump 

When you lick your finger, roll it in coke, and stick it in your poop chute.
My bum is numb from that ass bump.
ass bump by Shunter May 21, 2006
An individual, generally female, who exhibits a well defined and prominent glutinous maximus. An essential element of a bumpass is the ability to gyrate the individuals hind-quarters in a very purposefully explicit manner. Also see Bumpass Shuffle
Whoa! Check out the bumpass on dat chick! Or Damn! Tracy sure does have a bumpass!
bumpass by archetype42 December 9, 2008

Bumpass Cummings 

Just a normal person. His parents aren't, though, and are burning in Hell.
"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.
Bumpass Cummings by Snowland February 25, 2021
Fool to a degree of severe stupidness, most bumpasses have an iq range of 18-63. Bumpasses however, are so stupid that they do not understand their own foolishness and believe themselves to be of the smartest people in the world. Bumpasses are most commonly found on various Social Medias because they lack social skills. Getting into an argument with a bumpass is a bad idea.
Peter_s47: stfu idiot
Lizardfuck69: Actually, I have taken many thorough IQ tests and have have scored in each of them higher than the vast majority of test takers. Your calling of me as an "idiot" is highly ironic, because I highly doubt you have an iq remotely close to mine.

Peter_s47: Bumpass
bumpass by Dealerofthesnakes January 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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