Definitions by Snowland

Bumpass Cummings 

Just a normal person. His parents aren't, though, and are burning in Hell.

"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.

Bumpass Cummings by Snowland February 25, 2021