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Van Bommeled 

To accidently see the private parts of a family member, never to be unseen again.
I was at the pool with your uncle Ted, and I was van bommeled in the locker room when he pulled of his swim trunks.
Van Bommeled by Daft Oneness August 11, 2018
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Van Bommeled 

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.
'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!
Van Bommeled by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010
An adjective used to describe a feeling of depression or extreme sadness. Not to be confused with the feeling of being "bummed". To be "bummered" is a stronger feeling than being "bummed".
Brittani was bummered because school was starting so soon and she hadn't had a chance to hang out with her friends at all during the summer.
bummered by Petras Cordnava August 9, 2010