bumhonk 

n.
(1)Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.
(2). The watery feces itself.

(1)"I can't come into work today"
"Again? You had better have a good reason this time"
"I have bumhonk"
"Oh, sweet Jesus no."

(2) "Would you like to try my delicious Starbucks Iced Java Chip Moccachino?"
"Nah, it looks like a load of bumhonk"
"Ah. So remind me, why am I friends with you?"

bumhonk by AndNico March 17, 2008

Bumhonk 

just tell me already

let me know already, Bumhonk!

Bumhonk by Krkič April 12, 2019

Bumhoney 

When you cum in someone’s bum hole and it dribbles out with poop.

So I was getting it on with this girl last night and when I finished she had some filthy bumhoney dripping out.

Bumhoney by Ohdearthatsnogood March 12, 2020

Buchonka-mouse 

Buchonka-mouse (noun) a word meaning a thick as hell mouse with a bucket and a mop, commonly found in the Midwest

Wow dude that buchonka-mouse is massive a real buchonka

Buchonka-mouse by Buchonka-mouse February 1, 2022

bummonkey

Homosexual arsebandit turdburglar

Brian you little bummonkey!

bummonkey by Hugh Cornwell July 29, 2004