(1)Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.
(2). The watery feces itself.
(1)"I can't come into work today"
"Again? You had better have a good reason this time"
"I have bumhonk"
"Oh, sweet Jesus no."
(2) "Would you like to try my delicious Starbucks Iced Java Chip Moccachino?"
"Nah, it looks like a load of bumhonk"
"Ah. So remind me, why am I friends with you?"